when someone walks into a room where you are playing piano and they are very surprised to see you playing the piano
my dad made a skyrim character and named him dad
romeo being weeaboo trash
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
i dont trust people who dislike nintendo
my favourite insults are the ones where you just take a noun and a swear and mash them together. what’s up pisscouch? how you doin’ fucktrain. hope you’re havin’ a swell day, asslamp
I LAUGHING SO HARD
#my thief playthrough
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”